Dear Hot Yoga,
I love you. That is all.
I know that I am your backup so I have to look after your clients while you are away for two weeks (which btw I am still bitter that you chose THESE two weeks to go away since I only have TWO weeks left until I go on vacation… how am I suppose to get caught up on my own stuff before I leave let alone now deal with yours!), but honestly, I was LIVID when you took a 4 hour lunch yesterday – on your last day – and left me with having to deal with one of your psychopath clients. And then you had the audacity to get mad at me for passing it off to you when you got back from your – I’m going to assume – VERY relaxing lunch. Good thing I usually like you on normal days…..
Ps, have fun dealing with my work load when I am gone. Maybe I’ll get one of my greek clients to come in and make you shit your pants for a bit just because.
Two weeks from today I’ll be in the air. You cannot come soon enough especially after these next week two weeks which I am going to go out on a limb here and predict they will be nothing short of a nightmare.
Dear Soon-to-be Hubby,
I’m SO excited that the wedding is 22 days away, but I have to admit, at this point I am almost as excited to go to Vegas and RELAX! You also have no idea how happy I am that you quit your job and will be working here in the city after the wedding. I don’t know how I felt about you being away all the time as newlyweds. Where’s the fun in that?!